- New packs to be covered in slime
- Almost impossible to pick up
- Make your coat pockets disgusting
- Added sewer odour to be introduced
As the Sun that spins slowly round us wakes me from my slumber, and the moon and the stars are puffed out like candles, I stretch and think, "Oh, yes, the world is only 6000 ish years old!"
It is that comfort of knowing that for one day we can throw all that inconvenient scientific evidence in the bin, and put back on our silly heads.
It is this big new beast that has been growing like a parasite. It creeps up on you and shoves rubbish onto your computer or phone when you are desperately trying to do something else.
It tracks you down and nags you till you bleed.